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Lucky me!
When I go to the Houston Chronicle site to update The HelpLine Blog and I see that banner pictured above it’s like seeing my name in lights.
I was just browsing through the archives of my column and was amazed to realize I have been writing for the paper for almost 6 years now.
What an amazing experience the whole technology explosion has been for me. From my humble beginnings as a sales dweeb in the computer department at Best Buy over 11 years ago to working in the IT department of a huge software company today.
Along the way I have gotten to do cool things and meet amazing people.
When I was the operations manager at Neosoft many moons ago was when I first encountered technology columnist Dwight Silverman. Dwight was the original HelpLine columnist for the Houston Chronicle.
Technology Bytes was still in it’s infancy and Dwight was an early adopter of residential ISDN. I had many opportunities to sit on the phone and go over the configuration of his Pipeline 25 whenever his Internet connection would drop. Over a short time we developed a rapport and he even wrote a very nice article about the radio show for the Chronicle which gave us a much needed push in listenership back in those formative years.
I moved on from Neosoft in 1999 but did not lose touch with Dwight. He guest hosted on the show every now and then and in 2000 he informed me that he was getting promoted at the newspaper and would be giving up the HelpLine column.
The story on how I came to take over the column varies depending on whether you talk to me or talk to Dwight.
My recollection is that Dwight didn’t even offer me the opportunity to apply for the position. When I suggested the idea to him I seem to recall him dismissing it rather out of hand, citing my lack of journalism credentials. In my mind I pushed the issue and was granted the opportunity to write a test column to be reviewed by his editor and they would consider my application. It was none-too-encouraging, but my desire to be a media-whore was strong.
I took the time to find the original e-mail exchange. This is the response I sent to Dwight when he announced his moving on to other things at the Chronicle:
To: Dwight Silverman
From: JLee
Subject: Re: The times, they are a’changin’ (was Re: Tech Bytes)
Cc:
Bcc:
X-Eudora-Signature:Wow….big changes!
Maybe I should apply as your replacement…
At 09:26 PM 08/21/2000 -0500, you wrote:
Jay –
You may be interested in this note I’m sending out to my sources…
Effective Monday, Aug. 28, I will no longer be covering business technology for the Houston Chronicle. Instead, I am taking on the job of Web Development Editor for HoustonChronicle.com, the newspaper’s Web site….*snip*
And this was his reply:
To: “Dwight Silverman”
From: JLee
Subject: Re: The times, they are a’changin’ (was Re: Tech Bytes)
Cc:
Bcc:
X-Eudora-Signature:Ha! Maybe you should! Got a journalism degree?
At any rate, I applied and Dwight ended up helping me quite a bit with my first efforts at writing the column. In the end the position was offered to me and I accepted.
Things have evolved over the years. The HelpLine column is now an almost daily blog and remains a weekly feature in the business section of the paper on Tuesdays. It used to be Wednesdays, same as the radio show which made Wednesday Jay Lee Day for awhile, or so I dubbed it when Andrea declared that nothing important or entertaining happened on Wednesdays.
Now Dwight is a regular on the program and we’re going stronger than ever as the show approaches it’s 11th anniversary in June.
I just love being a geek and getting to do what I do.
Security!
I absolutely less than three Keith Olbermann from MSNBC’s Countdown with Keith Olbermann. He’s funny and his ongoing rivalry with Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly has had me in stitches here recently.
There’s been a bit of a brew-ha-ha lately over an incident on the Bill O’Reilly radio show when he threatened a listener with calling Fox Security after the caller mentioned Keith Olbermann’s name.
Apparently Bill made good on the threat and had Fox Security contact the caller. Keith did a bit on it during his program and actually interviewed the caller.
O’Reilly is an example of talk radio gone terribly wrong.
Although I wonder if I should threaten callers to my show who mention my nemesis with a visit from KPFT security? It could easily put the fear of gawd in them to know that a bunch of disorganized liberal vegans might pay a visit to their home or place of business and stage a peaceful protest.
Yea, there’s an idea.
Parody/Filk/Cover
I admit it! I am a sucker for cover songs. Whether it’s just a straight up effort to replicate the song itself or a parody a-la Weird Al or The Chipmunks.
When I collected vinyl and had a massive record collection back in the 80’s and early 90’s I had all kinds of cover tunes in my library.
One of my all time favorite bands was the Dickies. They were not a “cover” band per se, but they did quite a few covers in their career including some very Ramones-esque versions of songs like Secret Agent Man and Black Sabbath’s Paranoid.
In the very early 80’s I can remember going to see Nazareth live at the Sam Houston Coliseum and marvelling at their rendition of Grieg’s “In The Hall of the Mountain King.” Rock bands delivering up classical music was awesome, like going to see Yes in the 70’s and seeing Rick Wakeman bang out excerpts of The Six Wives of Henry the VIII on his massive set of keyboards or way back to Halloween night in 1977 when I saw Emerson Lake and Palmer live and seeing Keith Emerson deliver up Modest Mussorgsky’s “Pictures at An Exhibition.”
It was a veritable feast for the ears and for the mind.
I think the most influential cover song I ever experienced was on a night in 1978. I was all of 16 years old. There was this ridiculously funny show on NBC called Saturday Night Live (yes, it used to be funny).
The musical guest was a band called Devo and I had never seen the like.
The yellow jumpsuits, the stilted body movements and well, the song…
In the 70’s there were some very sacred cows. Not the least of which was the institution known as The Rolling Stones. The Stones were the British invasion heir apparent to the throne that should have belonged to The Beatles.
But the Beatles had to go and break up so The Stones were it, baby and nobody messed with The Rolling Stones.
As a musician you didn’t just not cover The Rolling Stones, it didn’t even occur to you to cover The Rolling Stones, much less “interpret” or (gasp) parody them!
And here is this goofy looking band called Devo and they are not only covering Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones, they are making no effort to emulate Mick Jagger and this sure as hell doesn’t sound like The Rolling f’ing Stones!
IT’S BRILLIANT!
It was a blow for freedom for anyone who just wasn’t “cool” or “with it”. It was slap in the face to the musical institutions that rock and roll were moving toward becoming. It was a wake up call and, to me, the birth of the American punk movement.
I remember buying all of their albums as the came out and me and my little brother recording our own radio show on a tape recorder and our station always played “Just the hits” which were Devo songs and only Devo songs.
In later years when I hosted my REAL music radio show called Wake Up and Smell the Coffee on KPFT during the 80’s and early 90’s I had a section called “Just The Hits” in which I would play only Devo songs in memory of K-Moose Radio (in downtown cowtown).
I also played a lot of cover tunes and parody songs and had a great time. What a fun show that was….
So, what brought on this wave of nostalgia?
It was finding this amusing Starbucks commercial from last year. It features Survivor parodying themselves which I find incredibly humorous.
The commercial features an office worker waking up in his apartment, shaving, dressing and going to work to the accompaniment of hair rockers Survivor playing a parody of their song “Eye of the Tiger”
Glen! Glen Glen Glen!
Glen Glen Glen!
Glen’s the man, going to work
Got his tie, got ambition
Middle management is right in his grasp
It’s a dream he will never let die
Glen’s the man of the hour
He’s the king of his cube
Status quo reports have
finally met their rival
Burning the candle at both ends
on his way to the top
He knows one day he just could become….
Supervisor!
As soon as Glen’s at the office Survivor move to their next target…
Roy! Roy Roy Roy!

Sit down and put that beer away
So last week Kinky was serving as grand marshal in a St. Patrick’s Day parade and gets spotted taking a sip of Guinness while in the car.
Obviously he’s violating the open container law but no charges are filed.
Kinky had this to say in a statement issued by spokeswoman Laura Stromberg:
“Guinness is the drink that kept the Irish from taking over the world. It would be unthinkable not to have a Guinness during a St. Patrick’s Day parade. In fact, it would be spiritually wrong”
Ok, he wasn’t driving and it was a parade so I can forgive the breaking of the law. No harm done. But nobody is questioning what he meant by “the drink that kept the Irish from taking over the world.” What is that? Is that a slam on the Irish? Is he saying that the only reason the Irish have not turned their attention to world domination is because they have been too drunk?
Of course most people I’ve heard responding to this news sound pretty much like the equivalent of a bunch a frat boys at a kegger yelling “Chug it, chug it!”.
Yap yap yap!
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Because it’s true….

What up my nighears?
Another one from rahoi.com