Humor – Page 17 – The Bald Heretic – Short, bald dude with a goofy beard

Macintosh commercial parodies

3 new Mac commercial spoofs.

Networking

Gaming

Performance

Chad Vader – Day Shift Manager

On second thought, let’s not go to the Internet. It’s a silly place

and, apparently, a series of tubes.

Watch this:

Senator Ted Stevens, chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee, explains the Internet and Net Neutrality

Then this:

The Daily Show responds

And you’ll understand this:

DJ Techno Ted Stevens responds

You can get anything you want

Out here in suburbia you can get it all.

But you better hurry, the bargain hunters get moving early on the weekends.

Someone covered up a billboard on La Branch at Winbern with a poster featuring a picture of Jesus Christ holding a Budweiser can. The company that leases the billboard believes vandals made the poster at home and then pasted it on top of the ad that’s supposed to be there.

It shows Jesus holding a Budweiser in between the phrases “Jesus, King of Jews” and “Jesus, King of Beers.”

“I thought that was just crazy,” said commuter Jose Cazares. “It looks professional too.”

Neighbors say the billboard has been up there for a week or more.

World Cup loser

I was actually rooting for France until Zinedine Zidane (aka Zizou) let loose with one of the most un-sportsmanlike acts I have ever seen in a professional sporting event. I have tried and tried to like the French, honestly I have. But they always manage to demonstrate the most unlikeable behavior.

On the plus side, last nights antics have made for a wealth of humorous animations.

This is my favorite:

I’m still trying to imagine the post game interview

[Sports program interviewer] How could this happen? Did you not take into consideration that your actions would cost you, your teammates and your countrymen a chance to take home the World Cup trophy? The single most prestigious trophy in sports today?

[Zidane (in very thick French accent)] I cannot help it! I am French! Vive le asshole! (smacks cameraman with a running shoe).

*EDIT*

This is a close second on the animations: