Parody/Filk/Cover

I admit it! I am a sucker for cover songs. Whether it’s just a straight up effort to replicate the song itself or a parody a-la Weird Al or The Chipmunks.

When I collected vinyl and had a massive record collection back in the 80’s and early 90’s I had all kinds of cover tunes in my library.

The DickiesOne of my all time favorite bands was the Dickies. They were not a “cover” band per se, but they did quite a few covers in their career including some very Ramones-esque versions of songs like Secret Agent Man and Black Sabbath’s Paranoid.

In the very early 80’s I can remember going to see Nazareth live at the Sam Houston Coliseum and marvelling at their rendition of Grieg’s “In The Hall of the Mountain King.” Rock bands delivering up classical music was awesome, like going to see Yes in the 70’s and seeing Rick Wakeman bang out excerpts of The Six Wives of Henry the VIII on his massive set of keyboards or way back to Halloween night in 1977 when I saw Emerson Lake and Palmer live and seeing Keith Emerson deliver up Modest Mussorgsky’s “Pictures at An Exhibition.”

It was a veritable feast for the ears and for the mind.

I think the most influential cover song I ever experienced was on a night in 1978. I was all of 16 years old. There was this ridiculously funny show on NBC called Saturday Night Live (yes, it used to be funny).

DevoThe musical guest was a band called Devo and I had never seen the like.

The yellow jumpsuits, the stilted body movements and well, the song

In the 70’s there were some very sacred cows. Not the least of which was the institution known as The Rolling Stones. The Stones were the British invasion heir apparent to the throne that should have belonged to The Beatles.

But the Beatles had to go and break up so The Stones were it, baby and nobody messed with The Rolling Stones.

As a musician you didn’t just not cover The Rolling Stones, it didn’t even occur to you to cover The Rolling Stones, much less “interpret” or (gasp) parody them!

And here is this goofy looking band called Devo and they are not only covering Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones, they are making no effort to emulate Mick Jagger and this sure as hell doesn’t sound like The Rolling f’ing Stones!

IT’S BRILLIANT!

It was a blow for freedom for anyone who just wasn’t “cool” or “with it”. It was slap in the face to the musical institutions that rock and roll were moving toward becoming. It was a wake up call and, to me, the birth of the American punk movement.

I remember buying all of their albums as the came out and me and my little brother recording our own radio show on a tape recorder and our station always played “Just the hits” which were Devo songs and only Devo songs.

In later years when I hosted my REAL music radio show called Wake Up and Smell the Coffee on KPFT during the 80’s and early 90’s I had a section called “Just The Hits” in which I would play only Devo songs in memory of K-Moose Radio (in downtown cowtown).

I also played a lot of cover tunes and parody songs and had a great time. What a fun show that was….

So, what brought on this wave of nostalgia? Glen

It was finding this amusing Starbucks commercial from last year. It features Survivor parodying themselves which I find incredibly humorous.

The commercial features an office worker waking up in his apartment, shaving, dressing and going to work to the accompaniment of hair rockers Survivor playing a parody of their song “Eye of the Tiger”

Glen! Glen Glen Glen!
Glen Glen Glen!
Glen’s the man, going to work
Got his tie, got ambition
Middle management is right in his grasp
It’s a dream he will never let die
Glen’s the man of the hour
He’s the king of his cube
Status quo reports have
finally met their rival
Burning the candle at both ends
on his way to the top
He knows one day he just could become….

Supervisor!

As soon as Glen’s at the office Survivor move to their next target…
Roy! Roy Roy Roy!

Sit down and put that beer away

So last week Kinky was serving as grand marshal in a St. Patrick’s Day parade and gets spotted taking a sip of Guinness while in the car.

Obviously he’s violating the open container law but no charges are filed.

Kinky had this to say in a statement issued by spokeswoman Laura Stromberg:

“Guinness is the drink that kept the Irish from taking over the world. It would be unthinkable not to have a Guinness during a St. Patrick’s Day parade. In fact, it would be spiritually wrong”

Ok, he wasn’t driving and it was a parade so I can forgive the breaking of the law. No harm done. But nobody is questioning what he meant by “the drink that kept the Irish from taking over the world.” What is that? Is that a slam on the Irish? Is he saying that the only reason the Irish have not turned their attention to world domination is because they have been too drunk?

Of course most people I’ve heard responding to this news sound pretty much like the equivalent of a bunch a frat boys at a kegger yelling “Chug it, chug it!”.

Engrish

I’m sure most people have seen www.engrish.com by now. It’s pretty hilarious and worth visiting now and again.

My friend Minn just posted a link to rahoi.com which is a blog written by an American in China. In this blog he documents some of the best “Engrish” I have seen.

Take this menu selection from his post May I Take Your Order entry for example…

I’m sure cowboy meat goes great with spicy cock flavored soup….

Kinky Friedman? Musician – YES, Governor – NO

I was having a brief conversation this weekend with respected man about town, Bill Shirley, and the conversation turned as it will to politics and podcasting. While we both agree that it *might* be a good thing to have Kinky on the ballot we seem to be in agreement that having Kinky in office is another thing entirely.

No one I have talked to can really say why they’re for Kinky…what he stands for or what we can expect from him as governor. In some regards I think people just enjoy saying the word “Kinky” out loud or revelling in the perceived effect of the word prominently displayed on the bumper of their pick-em-up truck.

I mentioned that a good podcast subject might be to conduct interviews with random Kinky supporters (who seem to be in force on any given night at the Continental Club) to find out what they *really* know about the campaign of Mr. Friedman. It was agreed that it might be quite amusing to hear the results.

This is not the first time I have expressed my doubts/concerns here. Please refer to my Freak Candidate Principle post from last September.

I spotted this over at the Burnt Orange Report. I must say, it’s refreshing to see some critical thought applied to the Kinky campaign.

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The Conservative Kinkster
by: Ryan Goodland
March 05, 2006 at 22:36:53 CST
(Please don’t waste your primary vote & state convention chances on signing Kinky’s petition if you care about helping either Democrat get elected Governor. – promoted by Karl-Thomas Musselman)

I was talking to some friends tonight about Bob Gammage and the primary on Tuesday. These friends are young, urban artsy types and are pretty excited about Kinky Friedman; one even said he was skipping the primary specifically to sign Kinky’s petition. He’s probably not alone; drive around Montrose in Houston and you’re bound to see more than a few cars with those “Kinky Friedman: Why the Hell Not?” bumper stickers.
It’s disconcerting to see so many smart people out there fall for Friedman as if he’s the cool, progressive alternative to whoever the Democratic nominee will be. Following his campaign in the news, the more I learn about Kinky Friedman, the more conservative I realize he is. So rather than chastise him for being a potential spoiler, here are some on-the-merits reasons why you shouldn’t skip the primary to sign Friedman’s petition. Or vote for him at all.

1. Kinky Friedman wants to tear down the wall of separation between church and state. He supports school prayer and posting the Ten Commandments in Texas classrooms.

2. Kinky Friedman wants to put up a wall between Texas and Mexico. In a March 2005 appearance on “The No-Spin Zone,” Friedman said, “Good fences make good neighbors, and, Mr. Fox, help us build that fence.”

3. Kinky Friedman won’t say if he supports a woman’s right to choose. When asked, Friedman dodged a question about his position on abortion. Incidentally, Texas is one nineteen states with a legislature that would be likely to ban abortion in the event that Roe v. Wade were overturned.

4. Kinky Friedman has promised to root out cronyism…and appoint his biggest campaign contributor Secretary of State. No one should be appointed to a position just because he “gave the most money,” according to Kinky. Except if you donate $600,000 to Kinky’s campaign. Then you get to be Secretary of State.

5. Kinky Friedman didn’t take the time to vote for the equal rights of the GLBT community. As Karl-Thomas has pointed out, Kinky didn’t bother to vote on Proposition 2 last year, which amended the Texas Constitution to outlaw same-sex marriages.

6. Kinky Friedman did take the time to vote for George W. Bush. That kind of voting record sort of speaks for itself.

7. Kinky Friedman talks out of both sides of his mouth on public education. Friedman says he wants a teacher pay raise, but at the same time he wants to spend the state’s 4.3 billion dollar surplus this year on a tax rebate.

8. Kinky Friedman is a Republican. In 1986, Friedman ran for Kerrville JP as  a Republican.

If Carole Strayhorn is Rick Perry in a skirt, as Bob Gammage has said, then Kinky Friedman is Rick Perry with a cigar. Why anyone would skip the primary for this guy is beyond me.

It’s what’s for dinner

The Lone Star Beer
It looks quite queer
clap clap clap clap
Deep in the butt of chicken!

Cynthia has discovered a new recipe that has been working very well for us and I thought I would share.

It’s beer-butt chicken and it’s yummy!

All you need is a chicken, salt, pepper, olive oil, rosemary and a beer (any brand).

Clean the chicken and prep it by salting the inside just as you would if you were going to bake a chicken.

Open the beer and drain or drink 1/4 to 1/3.

Waste not, want not I always say!

Place the chicken over the beer can in a pan suitable for using in your oven.

Slather the chicken with liberal amounts of olive oil and rosemary.

Place in oven and cook as per instructions on the wrapper you chicken came in.

Remove when done

Come out perfect and is moist and delicious!

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