Humor – Page 9 – The Bald Heretic – Short, bald dude with a goofy beard

Oh Possum, Where Art Thou?

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At Cynthia’s office there’s been an ongoing battle with an opossum that has taken up residence in a tree next to the parking garage. The creature has been hissing at people as they pass by so her employer tasked building management with its removal.

This has been going on for a few weeks now.
They’ve set a live animal trap, but to date have only captured the occasional stray cat.

I’ve been sending opossum pics to Cynthia’s work e-mail so she can taunt the failures of the opossum squad.

I found a good one that I decided to give the LOLcat treatment…

It was inspired by one I found and sent earlier

Hallelujah Chorus w/Nuns

Here’s the Turtle Creek Chorale of Dallas, Texas “” some members in full “Flying Nun” habits “” performing what would best be called “THE HALLELUJAH NUNS’ CHORUS”

David Blane Parody

This is the funniest thing I have seen ALL year!

Some adult language.

O Holy Night – Author Revealed?

Bill Shirley may have found a site that reveals the creator of the version of “O Holy Night” I mentioned earlier.

If this is true it confirms the theory posited by Jim Henkel several years ago that it had to have been done by someone who actually understands music and music theory.

Math Joke

via the Geekspeak Blog….

A math limerick….

((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0

…which reads…

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Equals nine squared and not a bit more

O Holy Night

Every year on Technology Bytes we play this song on the air during the show right before Xmas.

The artist is unknown as it was a random find on the Internet some years ago. Our engineer slash co-host slash resident humorist phliKtid brought it to the studio a few years back and it’s been a tradition ever since.

It has been called the BEST and the WORST rendition of this song ever recorded. I will guarantee you one thing, after you listen to it all the way through you will never hear this song the same way again.

You can download the file from the link above or stream it via the podcast player just below this text…

Squirrel Crossing

Behold! The Future!

A video clip of online shopping as envisioned from the 1960’s, called “Shopping in 1999 A.D. The video shows online bill paying and PC desktops with flat screen monitors, including a multi-screen display.

I especially like the part that describes how the wife’s transactions will be sent to the husband’s console for payment and banking review….

…yea, right! Cynthia’s Amazon shopping goes mostly undetected by me until the box arrives in the mail!