Humor

Catching the Youtube video “Jake E. Lee Shreds” over at the Groovehouse blog led me to a series of “Fill-In-The Blank Shreds” videos. Of course this was after I composed myself after laughing my fool head off.

Eddie Van Halen, Eric Clapton and Slash to name a few. Found this one to be particularly amusing:

Steve Vai Shreds!

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven. Don’t step on the ducks.”

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity with this ugly man!”

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same punishment as the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, she is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on… very tall, tan, muscular, and with good hair.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks, “I wonder what I did to deserve being with you for all of eternity?”

And the guy says, “Well, I don’t know what you did, but I stepped on a duck.”