Humor – Page 12 – The Bald Heretic – Short, bald dude with a goofy beard

Getting enough fiber?

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I was watching the tube the other day and happened to catch this ad for All Bran touting the benenfits of said cereal in promoting regularity…

Honest to gawd I thought it HAD to be a parody. Something along the lines of the old Colon Blow cereal ad on Saturday Night Live back in the Phil Hartman days. But alas, no…this was a REAL ad for a REAL product.

It’s an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part

No, THIS is Thriller…

1500 Filipino Inmates of Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines perform “Thriller”

That’s a LOT of undead Filipinos…

Emo

Galway Slang

Craic (pronounced “crack”) is the Gaelic word for “fun”

Actual conversation in the cab from the airport:

Cab Driver: Are you up for a bit of craic?
Me: No, I’m here on business…

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Memorable slang so far:

Craic – Fun
Knackered – Tired
No Panic -No worries/problem
Shite – No good, awful
Dry Shite – Boring person
Deadly – Cool
Destroyed – Drunk
Plonker – Idiot

iPhone

Sure, sure…it’s browses the web, plays music and videos and even makes a half-hearted attempt to be a telephone.
But will it blend?

Let’s say you were a travelling Rock and Roll band called the Vanilla Fudge

I can think of maybe three people who read this blog that might understand the amusement factor of actually seeing the Edgewater Inn Motel…

Out
You go out
So far out
You do the Mud Shark, baby

Travel-wear

When travelling overseas, communication can be a problem. Not a huge problem as many people in Europe do speak English but still, in an emergncy you don’t want something like a language barrier to get in the way of what you need.

If our cab driver, as well as some of the staff in the hospital in Brugge, Belgium spoke no English the Maiming Of The Nose story would be a much more painful anecdote.

For those that might be interested in being doubly prepared on there travels I have found the perfect accessory!

The Traveler’s Phrase Book T-shirt

The tee shirt has a phrase book printed on it: point a finger at the pictogram you need and then point it twice at the question mark, which means, “Where is it?”

Available for purchase at store.artlebedev.com/catalog/t-shirts/2007/phrase-book

Thanks to Laanba for the head’s up!