All creatures great and small

As I was riding in the elevator today a group of co-workers were discussing Fainting Goats.
I had never heard of them before so when I got back to my desk I did some research.

Yup, they exist. They are also referred to as Myotonic, Tennessee Fainting, Nervous, Stiff Legged and Scare goats. apparently they have a genetic condition called myotonia congenita, a condition in which the muscle cells experience prolonged contraction when the goat is startled.

The actual degree of stiffness may vary widely from goat to goat and is based on a number of factors, including age, species purity, and degree of fright.

There is even an International Fainting Goat Association.

check out this informative and ridiculously funny video of fainting goats

A tale of two bartenders

Conn

Conn’s leaving Catbirds.
And by leaving I mean he’s been fired.
I had to stop by on the way home for his last day on the job
So he could pour me one last drink
Even if it was just a coke
We love Conn.

Crazy Mike

Crazy Mike tends the back bar at the Continental Club
Crazy Mike cannot be fired
He’d have to be exterminated using some type of tent involved fumigation
We love Crazy Mike

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