Living in suburbia it’s quite common to come home and find that the house has been doorknob spammed in some form or another. It could be anything from a menu and coupons from the local Chinese restaurant, pizza parlor or sandwich shop to any number of home repair or lawn maintenance services.
Saturday I found this hanging from the door handle:
I know there’s no such thing as a free lunch movie and there’s got to be a catch. Obviously it’s a promotional gimmick for something. I flip it over and I see this:
I’ve been doorknob spammed BY A CHURCH!
These leaflets are not cheap ones, either. Glossy and full color, they had to be a pretty penny to have printed.
If I read this correctly they’re holding their services at the movie theater on Sunday mornings.
Makes you wonder what the movie rating will be…..
Churches are gonna have more money than a Chinese deliver, pizza place, sub shop, lawn care service, and home repair service combined. And it’s all TAX FREE.
Perhaps a nice family documentary: The Great Global Warming Swindle.