Glass Planet

NOT something I like to see on my caller I.D.
Fortunately it was just the alarm company calling to tell me that they had received a low battery alert on the alarm system. Not that there was an intruder alert.
Of course the low battery alarm probably meant my house was without power (again). I put the Brinks guy on hold and called the house and sure enough, the answering machine was not picking up.
Fearing the worst, I drove home and checked things out. The power was on and judging by the digital clock that was blinking 12:18 power had been back on for 18 minutes. Hopefully it stays on.
My 1971 Cutlass (Rosco) has been sitting up in the garage for the last year and a half. Dead battery and a flat tire. I guess I kinda let things slide. Normally I drive the car quite a bit around October, but last October we were in Spain. When we got back it was too cold and then came spring but the tire went flat and the battery died so I let it sit some more and, well…you know.
Cynthia and I took the last two weeks off and since the weather was so nice I decided to confront the Cutlass situation and see about getting the beast back on the road.
I went to NTB and got a battery, brought it home and installed it. I then used a can of Fix-A-Flat to inflate the flat tire. I put the key into the ignition and the engine growled to life, no problemo. A huge cloud of exhaust pushed out the tailpipe and into the driveway, as if the car were simply clearing it’s throat. I backed the car up into the driveway and shut it down.
I called AAA and arranged for them to come out and fill all the tires to the correct pressure and I began to wash away a year and half worth of garage dust.
The car cleaned up pretty well and pretty quickly, all things considered. The AAA truck showed up while I was washing Rosco and my tires were soon filled to the proper PSI. I located my registration sticker and put it in the windshield and was all set except for one minor detail. An inspection sticker.
I located my insurance card and proceeded to drive the car to my mechanic to have him inspect it. I was pretty confident the car would pass inspection as it had on previous occasions. Sadly, I was wrong. Rosco seemed OK until the inspector attempted to turn on the windshield wipers and nothing happened.
Crap! I never use the wipers so never noticed they had gone out. Close examination showed that the wipers were actually coming on, but going the wrong way, jamming into the rest position and not stopping or reversing to traverse the windscreen.
I asked if they could fix this and they said they’d try. Two days later I get a call and they’re stumped. All they can figure is that the car needs a new wiper switch but they don’t know where to get one. I tell them to hang on to the car and proceed to go online in search of the part.
After 20 minutes I locate a guy in Tulsa, Oklahoma who has a Web site called Billions and Trillions Inc. that looks promising so I call the number on the Web page. A guy named Jeff answers the phone and I ask him if he has a wiper switch for 1971 Cutlass Supreme and without pausing, flinching or anything he says “Yes” and quotes me a price. It’s kind of hard to believe but I really want the part and decide to order it, even though I have a bad feeling about the situation. I figured I’d either get my part, or just send money into the ether. It just seemed TOO easy but I was too eager to get things moving along.
Turns out the guy is reputable and my part arrives the next day. I take it to the shop and they install it and voila~! My car passes inspection with a working set of windshield wipers.
The weather the last several days has been spectacular and I’ve been driving Rosco quite a bit. I don’t think I’ll let the car sit up for a year and a half again….
As Hazel Motes liked to say in Wise Blood; “Nobody with a good car needs to be justified”
Disco Expressions and Light Rock Express played a live show at The Discovery Green on Thursday afternoon as part of the fall concert series which is being orchestrated by Allen Hill Entertainment. The weather was perfect and the show was fantastic.
There’s a gallery of photos from the evening available here featuring Disco Ball Man and some great live shots of both Disco Expressions and Light Rock Express.
Fire dancer performing with Zion’s Flame behind the Continental Club in Houston on Wednesday night.
Best if you view on black
I swear, Cynthia has more home made clothing items celebrating Halloween than any other holiday you can think of. Seems that each year she makes another blouse or skirt featuring witches, skeletons, jack-o-lanterns or whatever.
Her latest creation is this spiffy jacket made from fabric with an Edward Gorey like motif…
Detail shot of the print